how do boys look good without makeup
Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in both genders you fucking cheated
saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child
billboard: @OneDirection visited @SesameStreet to recruit their newest member of the group!
I always reblog the fuck out of this come the holiday season
Whenever I really want a part, I’m not sure what to do. How do I let the director know how obsessed I am and willing to do anything for the movie? Like, I wanted to write this one director a letter, so I wrote him a handwritten note. But then I was like, ‘How many people are writing this guy handwritten letters? Is it going to seem cheesy? What do I do? Do I sleep outside of his house until he agrees to give me the part?’…It makes you feel super crazy. It’s like, ‘Please give me this part! I’ll boil a rabbit!’
THE BEST COMIC THAT EVER HAS OR EVER WILL EXIST