bagelbrother:

someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay

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donpardosaymyname:

#these are the women ive chosen to love.

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flawfulbre:

I honestly don’t think I can make out with someone for over a minute without it getting hella sexual.

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only-joking-iamfred:

robertwmanion:

only-joking-iamfred:

So I was on youtube and I saw this in the suggestions box

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can we just-

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That’s 9 and 3/4!

omg

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lolitaspice:

dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio

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yourfavoriteauntie:

Tell them!!!

yourfavoriteauntie:

Tell them!!!

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unamusedsloth:

"Vicious" Leopard seal tries to keep national geographic photographer alive by feeding him penguins.

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